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If only we gave all murder suspects such cutesy nicknames as "Foxy Knoxy" :S
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“Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck.“
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Doug to Paris — Count Me Out of the Circus! | TMZ.com

Gotta admit, didn’t see this zing from Doug coming.  Nicely done.

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I felt a glimmer of respect for him. Don’t worry, it quickly faded, but for a moment in time…

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“I wanna thank the troops here and around the world. I am rarely at a loss for words but when I think of all you’ve sacrificed for your country these past six years, it really seems insufficient to say ‘thank you,’ and really inappropriate to say ‘holy shit!’. So I’ll just say what I hope you can all say soon: ‘Honey, I’m coming home.’“
— Stephen Colbert, ending the last episode of The Colbert Report from Camp Victory in Baghdad.  Awesome. (via inothernews) (via hono-lulu) (via brooklynmutt) (via doneinlove)
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inothernews: MAGNA-ER CARTA 10-year-old student Kennedy Corpus (not pictured) shows off the absence note written for her by President Obama.  Corpus missed the last day of school to attend a town hall meeting hosted by Obama in Green Bay, WI.  (Photo via CBS News / AP)

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MAGNA-ER CARTA 10-year-old student Kennedy Corpus (not pictured) shows off the absence note written for her by President Obama.  Corpus missed the last day of school to attend a town hall meeting hosted by Obama in Green Bay, WI.  (Photo via CBS News / AP)
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soupsoup: absurdlakefront: Nancy Reagan sits at the grave of her husband on the fifth anniversary of his death. This breaks my heart.

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Nancy Reagan sits at the grave of her husband on the fifth anniversary of his death.

This breaks my heart.

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Carrie Prejean's Emails to Pageant Staff ... a must (if you have 5 minutes & feel like laughing) read.

peterwknox:

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seriouslythough:biteofpythias:

The Jezebel translations are great. I wish I could announce translations in daily conversation. Except being contradictory and honest about intentions are not really socially acceptable. Oh well.

“Translation: It is an enormous strain to continue being polite to you, but I am contractually obligated to keep trying.”

Yes, the Jezebel commentary is awesome. This girl is so deluded.

 Epic.

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If I have to answer one more question about where to pick up gowns for graduation...

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Is it fair to say you've hit rock bottom if you're watching Charmed at 3:30 in the afternoon?

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Anything before season 7 can be forgiven… or at least that’s the hope I’m clinging to.

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missbrightside: After eating lunch at Pizza Port in Tomorrowland, we watched little kids at Jedi Training Academy fight Darth Vader. It was adorable and so much fun to watch! Darth Maul also made an appearance, and he is scary-looking. I nodded a “what’s up?” at him, but all he did was point at me and look extra menacing. True story. If I were one of the little kids picked out of the crowd to “train”, I’d run the other direction if I saw that I had to fight him. Confession: I totally made my aunt buy me the double-ended lightsabers that Darth Maul used right after Phantom Menace came out. My friend David and I used to have epic duels. I loved that thing.

missbrightside:

After eating lunch at Pizza Port in Tomorrowland, we watched little kids at Jedi Training Academy fight Darth Vader. It was adorable and so much fun to watch!

Darth Maul also made an appearance, and he is scary-looking. I nodded a “what’s up?” at him, but all he did was point at me and look extra menacing. True story.

If I were one of the little kids picked out of the crowd to “train”, I’d run the other direction if I saw that I had to fight him.

Confession: I totally made my aunt buy me the double-ended lightsabers that Darth Maul used right after Phantom Menace came out. My friend David and I used to have epic duels. I loved that thing.

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“College is all about compartmentalization. The university itself is divided into graduate and undergraduate, subdivided by liberal arts and sciences, and then split into professional schools and divvied up by departments. As a student, you lose track of how many times people ask you, “What’s your major?” or “What are your career goals?” Not just academic advisers, but other students, even some friends. Everyone wants to know what you are, followed by what you want to be. You learn to refer to yourself by taxonomy, by major and minor: communications journalism.“
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“Story of a Drunken Girlhood” (via worthremembering)

Fact.